Christmas eve party.
    Family gathering adjourns
    to the ice cream store
    with Mom and Dad.
     
    Also cousin Steve, twice my age.
    Brags to me about sleeping
    with his girlfriend.
    Too loudly I ask him
    "Do you see her naked?"
     
    Customers at Baskin-Robbins
    castrate me with their glares.
    Ice cream store owner
    demands my departure
    from a childhood paradise.
     
    Not an ounce of sympathy
    shows on faces of the jury.
    My irate mom calls me
    "a filthy dirty animal."
    Dad snaps his whipping belt.